Sometimes, what you overhear when dining alone at a restaurant arranges itself like poetry.
I was alone last Sunday night at a restaurant we frequent in Bay St. Louis, MS, where we have our tiny ‘bay camp’ called Gumbo Cove.

I had a wee table in the back corner and wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, but couldn’t help but overhear snippets of conversation from the patrons at surrounding tables. It struck me as wonderful (albeit random) prose so I surreptitiously captured a few of the sentences and used poetic license to arrange them for you here.
The Little Ones Make the Most Noise
But you paid for the drinks The Saints did win today Well, you know ... he was very rich I didn’t know it was her birthday It was an anxiety attack A coach that good has to be making millions I guess that didn’t work out the way you wanted it to How did it go last week The little ones make the most noise I want y’all to be the ones sitting in the velvet chairs sometimes
My favorites were “I want y’all to be the ones sitting in the velvet chairs sometimes” and “The little ones make the most noise”. I have no idea what they were talking about, but those are catchy phrases!

(Photos are from different trips to this restaurant, but the vantage point was about the same.)
I really like dining alone at a restaurant occasionally; it can be an exercise in mindfulness – or the inspiration for a poem or blog post. 😁 How about you?
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I try to eat alone, but that darn nojo follows me around.
Some guys have all the luck!
For some reason I can’t like or comment on your Cold Shoulder Haiku blog.
Because I decided it was not an appropriate post for and removed it… I don’t really know why the woman gave the man the cold shoulder and even though I really like the haiku as a description of what I witnessed, I didn’t feel right using her picture. Thanks for noticing and making this comment – it means a lot to me that you’re reading!
It’s my pleasure. Love your blogs.
Aww, thank you! I’m working on a (hopefully) humorous one about pumpkin spice right now. Stay tuned. 😊