A lifetime of taste aversion to watermelon was vanquished with a Watermelon Salad. Sweet Baby Juiciness, that fruit is delectable!

The world already has enough conflict, strife and confusion; we don’t need beets to go around claiming that they can become pizza crust.

Beets: they look pretty, but they taste like dirt. And they do not belong in a sandwich on an airplane.

Haiku and confessions of a beet-hater with friends who keep trying to like them.